Crazy Shit- Hens, Notebooks and Cashiers

There is this fucking annoying hen at my neighbour’s house who incidentally also has several pigeons, some fucking annoying puppies and TURKEYS ! Even though I love dogs, I’ve grown to hate those fucking fucked up puppies. They don’t seem to have anything better to do that squeal with terror throughout the whole fucking day ! For fucks sake, we have one grown up dog and a puppy and I don’t see them running around squealing and whining like lunatic bastards.  See, even right now they are fucking screaming for no apparent reason. Also, there is this bitch hen who starts to scream her fucking guts out exactly at 10 am and doesn’t stop till noon. You really have to hear this noise to know what kind of a hell I’m going through here. I swear that if this continues, one day I’ll go fucking postal and kill all these fucking annoying bastards, and their cousins.

Also, there is this notebook I’m expecting and well, lets just say that this Notebook took more time to arrive from Kollupitiya to Dehiwala than what it took for a Game DVD to arrive all the way from Hong Kong. This goes to show how that fucking company sucks fucking goat balls.

And today I went in to this pharmacy to buy some medicinal cream and a hair cream. It took just 2 mins to get my hands on the reciepts, but then the surprises began. When I got the receipt, I instinctively gave the amount to the girl who printed the receipt. But instead of accepting like what any normal shop would do, she sent me all the way across the shop to the shady looking cashier booth. There the guy was moving slower than a slug on a knife. It went like this -

1. I gave the receipt to the guy.

2. Looks at it, then looks around his desk for several minutes, probably wondering why the hell this stranger handed him a fucking piece of paper.

3. Remembers that HE is the cashier.

4. Enters the amount and codes, at 1 letter per minute.

5. Again looks around his desk aimlessly. I was beginning to think that maybe this guy was on crack or pot.

6. Finally he sees what he is looking for and grabs it. It was the fucking ’seal’.

7. Again looks around for the ink box. Finds it and presses the ’seal’ on it atleast several hundred times.

8. Searches for the receipts he just reprinted.

9. Stamps them.

10. Wonders what the hell he should do with them

11. Realizes what he has to do and hands them over to me.

After this torturous 15 mins, I was actually beginning to think that maybe the pharmacy doesn’t want to take our money, but We were forcing our money on to them.

Yeah, I’m fucking angry over the fucking notebook.

Audiosurf

This is one hell of an awesome game.

New Indiana Jones !

I’ve been folowing this since it was announced and this movie is gonna be so fricking awesome ! If you don’t know about Indy, you must be the kind of person who watched crap like this (Which incidentally debuted for $18, yes just eighteen dollars. )

So here is the Trailer.

There was a man way back in ‘82

….And he was called Rambo

Lyrics -

There was a man way back in 82
I should explain to you
And he was called Rambo

The sheriff thought he looked like a bum
Oh, he was unwelcome
They arrested Rambo

And when they tortured him
He overpowered them
They underestimated Rambo

He fought so hard
He fought in Vietnam
He got so used to killing Viet Cong
When he returned
Protesters said, Youre wrong
So he resented them

So he hid
Inside a rat-filled cave
He could not eat or shave
Unhygienic Rambo

He never smiled
Oh no, he always frowned
Richard Crenna talked him down
Sensitive Rambo

Hes not afraid
Hell take on any man
Dont think he cant
Because I know he can
Rambos prepared
Hes always got a plan
Next stop Afghanistan

Its true
He risked his life for you

He had a knife
And wore a red headband
And Im his biggest fan

This is too fucking awesome for anyone to miss.

Also, I really really like Day of Defeat Source. I’ve reinstalled it this week and got really addicted to it now. Although I’m only familiar with only a few maps (which were in the release), its still fun. I specially like the tension you feel as a sniper, waiting patiently for your kill. It’s really a matter of who sees who first and I think I’m pretty good at seeing the other guy first so I PWN ! Also I like playing as the MGunner since it makes me feel….powerful (?). Thank goodness I managed to find a game to keep me busy till I get a new PC to play Bioshock, Call of Duty 4, Gears of War and Crysis. (Which is about next week )

So yeah.. every blog should have a video posted in it some day right ? So I made that day today !

Juno !

Holy crap ! I watched Juno this week, after seeing all the great reviews of it on various sites and newspapers and I have to say it is one of the best films I’ve seen this year and All time. It is funny yet at the same time rather enlightening, to see how Juno, deals with all that. She is also one of the most adorable and likable characters I’ve seen in a film. In all, I think everyone should watch that film.

Note to my future self – Yeah I don’t have much to say you ass… It was a slow day and I’m just doing this to keep my atleast 5-6 posts a week policy, even though i only have about 4 posts for this week.

Satellite TV Sucks Real Donkey Balls.

Lately, I’ve found myself watching less and less TV and now I don’t think I watched the TV for even a single minute today. This is rather sad since, we have subscribed to Dialog TV and since I’m the one home mostly these days, its going to waste. Also, my dad doesn’t watch much of the Sat TV channels but sticks to the local ones.

I’m guessing that the main reasons for not watching TV lately is that all the FUCKING feeds for the channels in the Dialog TV lineup are taken from our really FUCKED UP Big-Brother type Giant assed Mutated Fetus of a country called India. So, whenever I bring my self to watch any of the channels on DTV lineup, I’m being forcefed utter crap in the form of ads which are so freakingly annoying that if given one wish by a genie, I would use it to get the chance to massacre everyone involved in making those ads. Also, there are programs broadcasted in Hindi in channels like Nickelodean, NatGeo, CN, and the MTV channel we get on DTV is the Fucking Hindi version. For the love of all things good, Can’t you moleasses in DTV see that We Sri Lankans don’t really UNDERSTAND Hindi !

I think it is my right to be able to watch the correct versions of the channels I’m fucking paying for. Whenever I turn on the TV, I get this weird feeling that India is somehow secretly planning to invade us in the near future and they are converting every fucking Sri Lankan to a mindless Bollywood Crazy Zombie in order to make things easier. Then they could just send some guy with the last name Khan and control this land.

Edit – If some random Indian guy/girl who stumbles upon my PERSONAL Blog or the post and wants to bitch about it, he/she is free to do so. But I will most definitely delete that comment. No space for free speech here except for mine.

Sick Puppy

Sasha, our new female puppy has been sick for couple of days now. She has stopped eating quite suddenly which is quite contrary to her normal behaviour. Also, she has been looking rather frail and weak, and altogether she’s not herself these days ! We’re quite concerned about her health, and quite scared too. Hopefully she will be better soon.

Also, Serj, my ‘evil yet friendly’ dog has decided to skip lunch lately. He has a too healthy appetite at breakfast,dinner and inbetween snacks, but he somehow hates lunch. I’m guessing that he somehow hates that time of the day, yet loves dog biscuits, bread and dinner (doesn’t matter what).

A’ Levels ?

I’ve started going to A’ Level classses from January starting from Mathematics. Today, the Chemistry class started.

The thing is, I’m fucking amazed and also annoyed beyond comprehension on how quick these classes tend to start. For fuck’s sake, O’ Levels ended in December and they are starting the god damn tution classes in January. Since the gov schools have a pretty bad rep about, the craptastic quality of their A’ Level classes most of my friends signed up for A’ Level tution classes while doing the O’ Level papers !

At first I decided to start the classes just before the school began, and was just chilling after the god awful hell which was O’ Levels (To be honest studying for O’ Levels was like going through hell armed with only a plastic spoon and wearing only a boxer, which I’ve never done ofcourse but I imagine that it wouldn’t be worse than studying for the O’ Levels) So, I actually looked forward to having a 6 month holiday doing nothing.

But NOOO ! The classes had to start so soon, like they always do. Suddenly everyone was so concerned about me, even people I’ve never even knew. They were all rather scared that I won’t be able to find good classes if I don’t start now ! So Now, I have 2 annoying classes (Maths, Chemistry) to ruin my perfect holiday and another one is to be starting in March. The only ‘class’ I really enjoy going to is the one at Singapore Informatics to lean C Programming. To be honest it doesn’t even feel like a class. That shows how fun it is

Hello world!

int main()

{

printf(“Hello World ! This is my new blog\n”);

}

Ok, I suck at pretending to write a programme. But I will get good at it some day, just you wait. Until then, welcome to my new blog on WordPress. I felt that the title of my last blog was rather ‘politically incorrect’. So I changed it to a new longer, imporved title which I like to call as the “title 1.001″. So look around.